Looney Tunes
Written for a writing activity. Summer 2005.
Bugs Bunny!
What’s up with your teeth yo?
You be chomping on these purple carrots
like it ain’t no thang!
Wha wha what’s up Doc?
You be showing that Elmer Fudd
ain’t no ghetto superstar
with your schemes
and it’s tricky – uh huh – it’s tricky.
Exclamations of -
I taught I saw a puddy cat -
I did! I did!
warns you of Fudd’s chronological mistakes
Cuz Bugs is a balla! Shock calla!
He may stumble but that ain’t falling
He just brushes it off
and keeps on performing those
facetious
fillibustering
feats.
Elmer has nothing on this rabbit.
He be chomping on carrots and
Fudd still tripping over Bugs’ traps.
His big teeth can never be chipped
cuz he still be spinning those 20 inch carrots
like it ain’t no thang.
Fudd can only holla
I wish I could be just a lil bit talla
cuz penisheads are whack and
Bugs just can’t handle that.
He be saying -
the day I saw it cried
was the day I almost died.
Cuz you know Bugs’ really has a big heart
He just don’t want no solider hunting him down.
